please make it appropriate! thanks for the help Favorite Answer They actually told you they will ask you to tell a joke? Then it needs to be quick, simple, and funny. And don't tell it until they ask you to. Here's one of my favorites, from BBC TV's Blackadder. Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick!!! Maybe it isn't a good idea to tell a joke at an interview, because they might think you think you're funny, and not hire you... my best thought is to be professional, and not worry about humor until you get the job. Best of luck! What's a dog turd and a woman got in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.
It's how you tell 'em. What I learned Leah's top tips 1. Relax If you feel awkward, so will the other person 2. Vary your voice Monotone speech makes the joke boring 3. Signal the punchline A little pause adds to the suspense 4. If they don't laugh, give up Desperation isn't funny 5. Believe in the joke you are telling If you think it's funny, they are more likely to agree Take it further At a class Try the one-hour beginner's comedy taster with a professional comedian at City Academy, central London. Learn the basics of a joke and find the 'funny you'. On a course Jill Edwards has taught comedians such as Jimmy Carr and Shazia Mirza. On the weekend workshop in Brighton, learn how to structure jokes, write funny material and polish performance skills. At a festival Not quite ready to take on Edinburgh? Fringe by the Sea, the coastal cousin of the comedy giant, runs open-mic nights throughout the 6-day festival in North Berwick, 4-10 August.
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